Yeah,I guess everyone hates school. Unstopeble alarm clock then the annoying creature that yells at you to wake up (-.-) and the famous the crunching on the floor for the clothes.Every morning I feel the pain of the actor from "The ring".
If she wasn't alive I'd say that that is me.
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But wait, it's worst. So go to school and you'll get NOT 1, NOT 2 ,NOT 8556 and 8557 types of different hitlers .Just kidding it's important going to school.
Anyway here are the types of HS techers that manage to make your day "brighter" :
The "Papers on.TEST."
aka:"The Disciplinarian", "Laughless"
Arms: The ruler, also voice can go up to 194dB
Evolves into : Almost Retired.
Character: Every students worst nightmare.Loves to give unexpected paper tests and cuts the "I want to the bathroom "excuse. "Requests" no one speak in their classroom and at the end of the class nobody answered her question =>nobody learned their previous lesson,bunch of ungrateful kids.
The coder.
aka: "Missed programmer career."
Arms: Incomprehensible code.
Evolves into : Droid,or dosn't evolve, you never know.
Character: He sleepwalks during the class making droid sounds .Very calm no matter if students talk or there's a tsunamy on it's way.
The full of love professor.
aka:Good guy(greg)
Arms: 2Evolves into : Good disciplinar teacher
Character:He lets you call him by the first name.Forgot homework,missed test ,shot another student? "we all make mistakes".Even though attending his class will be a piece of cake after 1 year he might become a bit disciplinar after realizing that the dog after all has a small stomache.
The" Logic is cool" professor.
aka:Horatio Caine
Arms: Unexpected pun answers. ( •_•)
Evolves into:Almost retired
Character: He walks across the room explaining the lesson ,stops , and remainds the student he was a modern teenager once, then returns to walk .Even if he seems hurtless,watching him for a full one hour class may provide you strabismus.Ussualy wears sunglasses.
The begginer.
aka: Dreamer
Arms: none
Leaves school before she evolves.
Character: This is probably the saddest case in the herd.She walks into the school with dreams of changing students or at least making them great presidents.She leaves the school with shuttered dreams.
She now feels sad she didn't study chemistry to accidently poor a disolvant on students.
The near retireement.
aka.:Oldzilla
Arms:The age,alzheimer
Evolves: evolved enough.
Character:Despises the show-off students and any other creature that corrects him. He often forgets he teached the lesson 1 sec ago.Even if he is a english teacher,WW1 took place in Africa.He also reminds students that he hates the system wich doesn't pay him.
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